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“Sleep Apnea? What do I take for that? Make with the boner...

mii-lo — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:56:52 -0400

“Sleep Apnea? What do I take for that? Make with the boner pills doc!”

This should be called Fifty Shades of Black & Blue, bitch be...

mii-lo — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:34:00 -0400

This should be called Fifty Shades of Black & Blue, bitch be gettin’ whupped!

“Uh, I know you guys are trying to find the cure for...

mii-lo — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:26:16 -0400

“Uh, I know you guys are trying to find the cure for asthma of something but if you could not draw on the shower door while I’m in it that would be fantastic”

The last thing a precocious toddler with an armful of kale...

mii-lo — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:57:54 -0400

The last thing a precocious toddler with an armful of kale chocolate chip granola bars at Whole Foods sees

The finest wine, top notch chef, & placid surroundings are...

mii-lo — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:49:38 -0400

The finest wine, top notch chef, & placid surroundings are still no match for a shirtless guy yelling at bus shelter advertisement across the street.

Though Shane’s offer was tempting, Kirsten decided she...

mii-lo — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:49:02 -0400

Though Shane’s offer was tempting, Kirsten decided she already had enough “cucumbers to wash”.

The second before the Urban White Girl trap slammed down...

mii-lo — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:44:09 -0400

The second before the Urban White Girl trap slammed down breaking her neck and killing her instantly, Jill’s only thought was “Now I have it all.”

Amed’s seaside toddler-trap was empty for the third day in...

mii-lo — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:06:32 -0400

Amed’s seaside toddler-trap was empty for the third day in a row. He was starting to suspect Herman and his Silly-Sting set-up

While an Axe Body Spray outdoor dance party sounds fun,...

mii-lo — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:44:58 -0400

While an Axe Body Spray outdoor dance party sounds fun, it’s not until you are hit with 200 gallons of it delivered via a highly pressurized pipe that you understand what the rest of us already know.

Scene from Teletubbie Gangbang Vol 8: Tinky’s Big Winky

mii-lo — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:35:56 -0400

Scene from Teletubbie Gangbang Vol 8: Tinky’s Big Winky

Time for another game of wear-everything-you-own.

mii-lo — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:19:00 -0400

Time for another game of wear-everything-you-own.

Garrison slept soundly knowing that putting his first pube under...

mii-lo — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 02:28:49 -0400

Garrison slept soundly knowing that putting his first pube under his pillow would bring the wet dream fairy.

For their birthday wish both Bernard and Betty yearned for...

mii-lo — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 02:20:00 -0400

For their birthday wish both Bernard and Betty yearned for pigment.

You’re supposed to use the other hand when face palming...

mii-lo — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 02:12:24 -0400

You’re supposed to use the other hand when face palming while talking to Telus

Everyone is searching for nipple envelopes

mii-lo — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 02:09:21 -0400

Everyone is searching for nipple envelopes

“oh hey, what these? oh nothing, just my...

mii-lo — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:08:18 -0400

“oh hey, what these? oh nothing, just my ultrasound…yeah of my unborn child. OMG! you know I’m pregnant? you are so intuitive! I’m soooo embarrassed, I promised myself I’d never be ‘one of those’ pregnant women. Yeah, I think the word ‘miracle’ is overused but in my case I think it really applies. I mean it was a slow news day for the Daily Show sowhatelseamigonnadorite! Hahah! I wore my shirts like this in college playing lacrosse, so it’s not like the world hasn’t seen my glowing figure before, I’m full figured now right! I feel like those brave women who have to shop at Reitmans. It took a lil’ baby bump to realize that. I’m totally donating my mat clothes to Reitmans after this. They’re a charity right?

“Dude, we’ll grow the weed right in the brownies. We...

mii-lo — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:45:00 -0400

“Dude, we’ll grow the weed right in the brownies. We just gotta to set the oven to, like, one, for 6 - 8 weeks.”

(Man thinking) “That chick is totally Netscaping me right...

mii-lo — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:41:37 -0400

(Man thinking) “That chick is totally Netscaping me right now”

Suspenders. You’re doing them wrong

mii-lo — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:23:55 -0400

Suspenders. You’re doing them wrong

Planted at age 8 when a teacher caught him flipping his...

mii-lo — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:22:48 -0400

Planted at age 8 when a teacher caught him flipping his underwear inside-out after peeing them Derek’s rage tree had grown to such proportions that there was only one course of action: Kill the entire world.